Ok.

So.

On the way home from my demon spawn cousins house, my dad decides I haven't endured enough human contact in one day so we stop at his friends house.

Anyways. I have ALWAYS slept in cars, even if I am not tired. So, I am totally dead asleep by the time we stop. And then I hear this screeching, so I try to stay asleep. But then. Someone shoves me awake and like. I get out of the truck and before I  can even stretch and wake up properly, I am glomped by a drunk chick. Who then sniffs my hair. "OMG YOUR HAIR SMELLS SO GOOOOD LOL!"  ....lmao

but no. She doesn't stop. She pulls back, looks at me, and caresses me. In the chestical area. And uhm. Yeah.

I was so shell shocked I didn't even get the chance to pimp slap her. Damn.

I added this to my new LJ because I simply love this little snippet.